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Sir, can you feed my car?

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SAM: You definitely get to unscrew the gas cap of his car.

TRAVIS: Yes, there you go.

MARISHA: Shouldn’t be proud of that, you shouldn’t.

BLAIR: How do you put gas in your car, everyone? How does that work for you?

MATT: He has a man who does that for him.

TRAVIS: “Sir!” There is that button on the side of the gas station that says “ring for attendants.”

BLAIR: Sam has been walking everywhere since the second week he owned a car when he was sixteen because he has not figured out.

MATT: “Sir, can you feed my car?”

SAM: What are these gas stations you speak of? I’ve gone to gas valets, where you just sit there and wait and eventually someone comes out who will fill you up, to get rid of you.

MARISHA: Because you’re blocking traffic to the gas pump.

[laughter]

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